I'm an eclectic Scorpio with a twisted sense of humor. I think mostly in pictures. If you want to know more about me, feel free to shove something in my ask hole. It needs love, too.

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hadassahgrace:

opinion8d:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

portraitofablonde:

androcidal:

boomette:



genuinedaydots:



home-of-amazons:



portraitofablonde:



inthelandoflesbianism:



Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy



^



What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”



Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……



let us bow our heads



THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT


………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

Reblogging for that last bit of commentary right there. 

Hahaha, oh my god yes.
"What? What do you mean it gets bigger when you get turned on? I don’t see it… is this is?"No, that’s my knee-pit. Higher.""This? Here?""You’re sucking on my fucking nose. What is wrong with you?"

This sort of meme shouldn’t even exist in our era of buttons! How can you not know how to operate a fun button but can type out sentences on a keyboard??

hadassahgrace:

opinion8d:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

portraitofablonde:

androcidal:

boomette:

genuinedaydots:

home-of-amazons:

portraitofablonde:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

^

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……

let us bow our heads

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

Reblogging for that last bit of commentary right there. 

Hahaha, oh my god yes.

"What? What do you mean it gets bigger when you get turned on? I don’t see it… is this is?

"No, that’s my knee-pit. Higher."

"This? Here?"

"You’re sucking on my fucking nose. What is wrong with you?"

This sort of meme shouldn’t even exist in our era of buttons! How can you not know how to operate a fun button but can type out sentences on a keyboard??